dear sarah palin,
i watched your debate on thursday.
i suppose you are pretty pleased with yourself.
that's the way to keep shattering that glass ceiling. by keeping the expectations so low you'll have no place to go but up. you go girl! you show your girls how it is DONE!
which just proves you are indeed a product of the american education system. you should be on a stamp.
during the debate, among the other noise emitted from your yap, i heard you talking about john mccain and what he knows and especially what he's learned. you said that a lot in prefacing your glowing remarks about him. what he's learned.
what have you learned, sarah palin? because you seem just as dumb as the box of hammers you were as dumb as five weeks ago. in five weeks of being coached and coddled and exaulted on high, what have you learned?
how to strap on the highest heels possible and be bitchy with a smile?
because where i come from that's called jr. high.
and one might have thought you'd be a bit farther along by now.
but, maybe like your pregnancies, it just takes longer for you to show than everyone else?
regardless, i think you are one of the worst things to happen to american politics.
and i lived through dan quayle and karl rove. and cheney more than once.
oh, yes, and let's not forget george w. bush. remember him? current sitting president? yeah, i keep forgetting about him, too.
and i actually miss old ronald regan.
i will never forgive you for forcing me to type that sentence above. never.
but what i will mostly never forgive you for, you and your little old man, is for RUINING the word maverick. for essentially making maverick a four letter word. because i loved the real maverick. loved him. and goose and iceman, too. i even loved jester.
hey, did you know tim robbins was in that movie? i know, weird, right? he played merlin. i always forget that. of course he wasn't the big star he is today.
oh, and he's a HUGE democrat so i just betcha he doesn't like you either.
i loved them all and even named my second born wingman because i love them so much. but especially maverick. loved him. and since you made maverick a dirty word he just seems, well, icky. and unlovable anymore.
(to be fair, it wasn't a far fall. what with the couch jumping, and the antics, and the overall i went off my meds but nobody can tell, tee hee! tee hee! behavior, it wasn't a far fall indeed.)
you are a smart girl, sarah, i'll give you that. a very smart girl indeed.
because you've somehow made your way into the very fabric of american culture AND on perez hilton *without* taking your clothes off or having to go on a reality show.
and i just betcha you could even be a guest host on regis and kelly now! or the view!
well played, sarah, well played.