me: the billing clerk at my doctor's office said my co-pay is the highest she's seen.
him: remember, we picked that co-pay so we'd have lower monthly payments.
me: well, it's a big ass co-payment.
him: okay, if we find that you're going to the doctor like all the time we'll change it.
me: if we find that i'm going to the doctor all the time you should just shoot me.
him: oh, honey, i couldn't do that.
me: i know.
him: i mean, that's illegal. i could go to jail.
me: not to mention that you'd miss me, mr. romance.
him: yeah, that. too.