today so far:
the duke about a 1/2 hour ago "nah, i don't want to watch t.v...i'm just going to play a game of chess against myself because i'm feeling restless and i want to keep out of trouble"
wingman about ten minutes ago "we don't haveta' wait to clean the back room...let's do it now...i will start!"
what this says to me is that the boybarians, the real boybarians, are probably somewhere right now getting probed by aliens, and i'm *supposed* to think they are still here due to the *clever* impostors taking their place...
nice try...apparently not only do the aliens not read my blog, they obviously do not understand the term *boybarians*...
meanwhile i have managed to do little more than eat a LOT of cheese today and wonder why it is on the first day of summer i a) just now boxed up the boybarians' heavy jackets because i think they may not need them anymore, and b) why there is no actual sun...
i know there are *real* problems in the world, but living in the pacific northwest as i do it is my geographical duty to complain and piss and moan and whine about the weather as if it is truly that important...and the cheese eating?...definitely not a pacific northwest thing (unless it is some kind of soy or nut concoction OR is done in a secretive and gluttonous manner with a lot of guilt and shame attached OR if you are drunk on margaritas at mama's in belltown and therefore don't care that everything is double dipped and smothered in cheese)
likely i come by it through marriage...the lord of the ring has roots in wisconsin, one whole side of his family in fact...and while he has never been there and doesn't know any of those people, apparently cheese roots run deep and wide...which is about gonna' explain my ass if i don't stop eating the cheese...
i am just going to try and enjoy the peace and quiet the "boybarians" are allowing me (secretly wishing the aliens are slow in their probing) and try to stay away from the cheese for the rest of the day (secretly wishing i could eat the whole damned block)...
it really is going to be the longest day of the year...
x.
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