Monday, March 19, 2007

knock knock.

the day i sit down to pee and there isn't a knock at the bathroom door or a voice calling through it for whatever it is that is SO damned important it can't wait the 30.5 seconds i actually require to complete my business in peace is the day i won't know what to do with myself...

i fully expect when that day comes i will then need to start taking the phone into the bathroom with me...

"hi. it's me. talk to me, i need to pee"


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