Monday, August 08, 2005

i need to call jennifer aniston and schedule a lunch...

seems the lord of the ring just got put on managing a big ol' project in england that brad pitt just happens to be collaborating on the design for...

which means the lord of the ring will likely at some point come into contact with brad and by default angelina jolie...

i told him look, i understand men are apparently powerless in her presence...like the avian flu you get it you deal with it and hopefully you come out alive...no biggie 'cuz what can you do, you know?...just be sure the mortgage is getting paid and in the end you haven't adopted any children i will eventually have to be responsible for...

and then today as we were driving home wingman pipes up from the back with a request only a four year old can conjure up

"i want a step-father like my cousin has!"

and i just thought, hey kid if your dad plays his cards right you just might get one AND a new mommy to boot!

heh heh...what would i do if i actually had a life i just don't know...

x.

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